PICK A NUMBER

1. Most of the guys that say they don't date
fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad
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2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God
than to sit in a church thinking about beer
_______________
3. Have you ever been next to people who
gossip so much that you're even scared of
leaving them cause you know you're next
_______________
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman
and the farmer who grows corn by the
roadside have thesame problem...
__________________
5. Some females are so afraid of killing
cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions
__________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff
like "I want to forget everything and move on"
forget what little sister?...
(The multiplication table?)
_____________
7. A man is the head of the family, & a
woman is the neck that turns the head
(smiles)
_______________
8. Treat every part of your towel nicely
because the part that wipes your buttocks
today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real
fact)
_________________
9. If a girl dumps you because you don't
have money and after you have made money...
She comes back begging...
My brother... Forgive her... Promise her
marriage... Tell her family that you want to
renovate their house... Remove their roof and
DISAPPEAR
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10. When you see a poor man eating chicken,
he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I
am a witness)
Which number makes u smile???



*number 9 is strongly discouraged.