JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear, shift let me faint again.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I hate it when somebody tells a girl
“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”
😟😨😨😂
I mean, is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables and decorate her ears with tomatoes and onions just to have the “Cook Look??? “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A man returns a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”
The Librarian looks up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂